The big
guy is in a great mood today as he continually steers the Ouija
board to sprinkles, silly trans people, retarded lesbians, and
drunk women crashing their golf carts.
We need to
talk about the fire but God controls Fridays and he wanted us to
focus on immigration. Apparently, we're going to see a lot more
serious consequences from our open borders. God also wants Gavin to
check in on his childhood pal.