Conservative rap is corny, Gavin never lies, Proud Boys can't use
their own name, Info Wars has been under FBI surveillance since
2013, illegals are retarded, women shouldn't drive helicopters, the
DNC elections were a comedy sketch, and Purpleworks Nutrition made
us go check out the subway.
The big
guy is in a great mood today as he continually steers the Ouija
board to sprinkles, silly trans people, retarded lesbians, and
drunk women crashing their golf carts.
We need to
talk about the fire but God controls Fridays and he wanted us to
focus on immigration. Apparently, we're going to see a lot more
serious consequences from our open borders. God also wants Gavin to
check in on his childhood pal.
It's the
last Serious Tuesday before the holidays so we need to catch up on
2 Live jews, Carry On, The Madness, the NYYR gala, Gavin's
"profanity-laced tirades," the mysterious drones, Hannah
Kobayashi's dead dad, Roger Avery on J6, Justin Trudeau's faggotry,
the fall of Britain, Derek Heggie's Islamophobia,...