If Kamala
wins, the show will go on but we'll be broadcasting from a very
different America. Not one with hope to stem the massive bleeding
but a bloodless husk that resembles Venezuala much more than the
country we knew and loved. Vote like your life depends on it. It
does.
In this,
the World's Longest Episode, we mock Nouvelle Vague, ridicule "Will
and Harper," lament the Weather Underground's 1981 Brink's robbery,
condemn Adderall, prove God exists, denounce surrogacy, question
machete fights, laugh at AOC, bomb Yahya Sinwar, praise Laura
Loomer, shit on NASA, end Kamala's...
We need to
bring cool sayings back, female comedians need to cut the sex talk
out, Tommy Robinson needs to be free to protect kids, Ta-Nehisi
Coates needs black friends, black female politicians need some
meritocracy, Trump needs to be president, and Hawk-Tuah Harris
needs to fuck off.
In Gavin's
last episode ever he bullies God into discussing Turkish dark wave,
the Mets, the myth of imminent robots, his ACTUAL height, the
anti-white origins of anti-Semitism, a brilliant golf hack, Jim
Downey, feminist whore genocide, white guys for Kamala, violent
trannies, Arynne Wexler, and finally the...
The bosses are back! It's time to catch up
on drunk chicks, that union boss guy, the VP debates, and how close
Anthony came to dying in Hurricane Helene.